Top Ten Signs you are a Judoka...

1. When you see some big guy walking down the street you plan how to throw him on his back and then armlock him.

2. You secretely wish that some untrained, unarmed, and unaccompanied robber would come and attempt to rob you.

3. You instinctively bridge and roll whenever you wake up from a nightmare.

4. You get into bed with a forward roll.

5. A shirtless attacker becomes your worst nightmare.

6. You choose your dates by how well they look in a Judogi.

7. You spend more time on top of your friends than your girlfriend.

8. You say "you should see this new technique I learned" and all of a sudden you're the only one in the room.

9. You keep having this dream about your mother-in-law reversing your best choke.

10. Your dog shakes hands with everyone but you

Hmmm...I rolling break fall into my bed and wake up from nightmares with a bridge and roll...HAHA...dam funny.